Thursday, November 7, 2013

Potentially Dangerous Dog Signs


This is the absurd sign that must be posted on homes where Multnomah County Animal Services has deemed the dog of the house to be potentially dangerous.  How many dogs with red eyes have you ever seen?

Why is the dog black?

Bite statistics favor the tiny dog terrorists as being those most apt to bite, none of which are black.

The truly ludicrous real life scenario will often show a normal, large, black family dog surrounding by kids, playing with other neighborhood children, blissfully unaware that he/she is potentially dangerous.

Potentially dangerous?  Every dog is potentially dangerous if you consider their sharp teeth, every human is also potentially dangerous, considering the flawed thought process that created this image and enforces it's requirements with your Multnomah County (Portland, Or) taxes and public contributions.

Perhaps we should have PDH, Potentially Dangerous Human signs to be posted where appropriate?  Graphics anyone?

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